Considerate Criminal of the Day: File under “if only it were always this easy”: The L.A. County Sheriff’s Office had mostly given up on solving the 2004 liquor store murder of 23-year-old John Juarez, until a homicide investigator stumbled upon the mugshot of Rivera-13 gangbanger Anthony “Chopper” Garcia who, as it turns out, had spent a considerable amount of time tattooing a depiction of the crime he committed on his chest — down to the very last detail.